Thursday, March 28, 2013

I didn't get rejected SHOCK

Sometimes the JobHungryGrad really has to pinch herself. This often occurs when I've received rejection letters from companies I haven't even applied for or been invited to job interviews. This is such a rare occurance that sometimes JobHungryGrad's partner need to get the smelling salts out to revive her before she has the energy to blog about receiving an invite. Seeing as I don't often get job offers (it's the nature of the role of being constantly JobHungry) I rarely register shock at getting a job offer. Let's just say I'm out of practice.

So my initial reaction was this:
How do I celebrate a feeling other than rejection?













I have a job offer. Interesting new concept.
Relief: it's all over now (apart from the need to  apply for extra income part time job

But this is the anger for all the grads out there who are still wasting their wonderful young lives trying to find the elusive job of their dreams. Don't give up. Fierce determination. Pride. And lots of love from JobHungryGrad. 

When you want a job so badly but the subject matter is a little...different

Time Out are interviewing me today for a Shopping and Style position. Anyone who knows me will know that I'm interested in colours, textures, fabrics and designs, but have never spent more than £100 on a piece of clothing. Will this automatically exclude me? Most of my favourite pieces were either handmade by friends or found in the bottom of 123 Bethnal Green bargain bin basket. 

So we have a problem.

Do I spend the last few hours before my interview cramming like hell on Mount St. stores and Ledbury Street designers? Or do I just admit that I'm most interested in Food Shopping, Furniture Stores and Pop-up clothes bin shops? 

I have all the skills for this position, I just hope I can twist my interests to fit the evidently fashion oriented post style. It won't be the first time I've tried it. Hopefully, third time lucky. Wish JobHungryGrad luck!

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

How to get a job? Top recruiters reveal industry secrets


Because I've been feeling a little fed up with getting nowhere at all on the job application front, I decided to do a little bit of interviewing for graduate advice. I asked three top recruiting agencies what their advice was when it came to graduates who were just trying to get their feet in the doors.

"You find a lot of graduates with lots of experience in one area, be it university events or sport organisation blindly applying for sales jobs. They think they have the skills, but if they aren't passionate about earning money and reaching targets then they'll never get that job. Transferable skills aren't really valued any more. Instead, you need blind, focused experience."

What about for those grads who just aren't sure what they want and are trying to make their minds up in a difficult job market?

"Those sorts of grads won't get jobs in today's market. The market is so competitive these days that you won't get a job if you just want to 'try it out'. I advise all grads who aren't sure what they want to do to complete some kind of internship or unpaid work placement so they can get a real taste for the field they want to go into".

On average, how many job applications do you get per job? 
"Well, obviously it completely depends, but often no fewer than 800 per job. Often the numbers push into the thousands for the more popular jobs."

And how do recruiters whittle down 1000 to 1?
"By reading and evaluating applications carefully and eradicating ones with silly mistakes or those with not enough experience." 

Are you sure that they don't just throw half in the bin to reduce numbers, I jokingly asked?

"Of course not." Icy silence.

So how do people get that elusive job then?
"By having exceptional amounts of experience, a CV that stands out, and an excellent degree result."

How do graduates get lots of experience?
"By doing unpaid work experience."
And how do they afford that when they come out of university with lots of debt?

"I know, the job market is incredibly tough right now. But graduates will just have to take a further loan out, or ask their parents for more help to get the experience."

What's the most common mistake graduates make on applications?

"Apart from strange punctuation sometimes, it's sending out the same generic CV and covering letter to every employer. More time needs to be spent on these CVs. If you're going to be competing against 1000 other applicants, it really has to be top notch. Also, graduates often apply for events assistants after working in events at university. It just isn't the same. You need more experience."

Any tips or advice?

"Don't forget, in this market, you're often competing against people who have been made redundant in these areas. A lot of the time senior events managers are applying for junior jobs, editors are applying for editorial assistantships. You have to be very, very good to stand out.".

I thanked them all for their time. 

JobHungryGrad says enough when...

...When I get rejected from a job I didn't even apply for. For some reason I had an email in my inbox telling me that Deutsche Bank were unable to continue my application for the position of Analyst.

Well, er great?

How has it come to this?

Are companies actively seeking me out just to send me rejection letters for kicks?

Deutsche Bank: at least let me spend three days writing and perfecting my application to you before you reject me next time!

Monday, March 25, 2013

JobHungryGrad is hungry...

...for a job


If you know of one that doesn't include the words 'recruitment' or 'media sales' in the title, it will probably be good enough for me.

Unfortunately in 2013, you don't get to choose your career, just the way you cope with what's dealt to you.

Bisous and thanks all

x

Pret: Just be thankful...

Thankful though I am to be allowed to nest in the corner of Pret a Manger eating Sea Salt and Cider Vinegar hand cooked crisps and drinking Americanos, one thing the JobHungryGrad is very grateful for is not having to work at Pret.

Here is some insane job related information about Pret:


  • Apparently Pret employs 1 in 14 applicants, which is an insanely small number. 
  • Pret employees have to demonstrate that they are 'inwardly happy with themselves'. 
  • Mystery shoppers use Pret once a week. When I worked at a very well known restaurant chain we were threatened with mystery shoppers all the time but we never got one once, because we never had any feedback from them.
Nobody who works at Pret can be inwardly happy. Is anybody really inwardly happy? Am I being a miserable JHG whose just jealous of people who work at Pret because they're employed?

 Maybe. 



Graduates: Are these even real jobs?

Just a quick question. Everyone is always telling me that there are millions of jobs available. Log on to www.guardian.co.uk/jobs and you'll see that there are hundreds for graduates.

You know the ones, the ones that say base salary £18000, potential OTE £80k!!

But are they real? Are they good? Are they all essentially advertising the same jobs? To become cold callers?

Did all of us JobHungryGrads out there really get a first from Hertford College. Oxford to cold call people? Or a Masters from Newcastle to ask people whether they want froth on their cappuccino  Of course we did, now quit complaining, and here, below are a selection of jobs that are *always* available.

Are they even real? If you do one of these jobs, what on earth do you do? And do you ever earn the promised £100k OTE? Do you heck.